agitator@kaiwan.com (Profess'nal Agitator) And now just in time for the New Year (and even New Year's Eve for those of you on the west coast), HardKOR Vision-ary Publications, in association with a lot of other r.a.a. posters, brings you The New, Revised Anime Drinking Game, v0.9 Edited by Roderick "Agitator" Lee. All rights reserved. Individual contributors retain their original copyrights. HardKOR Vision-ary is a subsidiary of Agitator Productions. (With apologies to Sarah Brundage and Mike Collins for losing their original August replies.) The New, Revised Anime Drinking Game, Part 1 -- Original, Notes, and Credits Notes: A number of formats were used in the original submissions. In order to more or less set a standard for the full game, I converted "sip" to "drink once" and "drink" to "drink twice". With "chug/guzzle" I was more subjective, but they all kept the same idea. They now range from "drink half" to "drink the rest and take two shots" to "drink everything" (for events that never happen). Naturally, Part 5, the r.a.a. segment, is going to include direct refs to certain more vocal posters of the group. If you are one of those posters offended by the rule, *don't* flame me! I'm just the messenger. Take it out on the originator of the question (of course, if that's me, that's a different story :-). I hope to get v1.0 out before the end of January when the archiver I'm working with can find some time to retrieve some old posts. Once again, my apologies to Sarah and Mike. Obviously, this post sets me up for future rules to be sent to me. I don't mind this, but I would prefer if you do *not* e-mail me any new rules. Post them to the group for everyone to enjoy and I'll find them there, too. If you're concerned about your rule making it into the next rev, you can always save it yourself and then confront me later when/if it doesn't appear. I don't claim to get as much e-mail as Steve Pearl does, but nevertheless, I don't want my box flooded with drinking game articles either. I've assigned each contributor a three character abbreviation to include in the game rules for ready reference. Also, any editorial comments of my own are marked by a --PA in parentheses. They are as follows: Contributors: [PAg] Roderick "Profess'nal Agitator" Lee (agitator@kaiwan.kaiwan.com) [BGd] Ben Gold (goldbenj@student.msu.edu) [Cty] Enrique Conty (conty@cbnewsl.cb.att.com) [DBg] Dan Bongard (dbongard@icogsci1.ucsd.edu) [Fgl] Sarah "The Fangirl" Brundage (sbrun@oregon.uoregon.edu) [Ins] Allen "Insane Lurcher" Chao (a2chao@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) [InT] Peter "Internet no Totoro" Shum (peters@sue.econ.su.oz.au) [JFg] Julian H Fong (fong_jh@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu) [JHf] Jason Huff (92131@tayloru.edu) [JLw] Jason "Mr Background" Low (From: daemon@vtserf.cc.vt.edu) [JPh] Jeremy Phillips (jphil@tartarus.uwa.edu.au) [MCo] Mike Collins (nothing in this version, due to my error) [Mky] Ben "Macky Stingray" Cantrick (bcantric@nyx.cs.du.edu) [MSt] Michael Studte (michael@izumi.DIALix.oz.au) [PCh] Patrick "no one of consequence" Chester (wolfone@dumbo.cc.utexas.edu) [PWd] Peter Jason Ward (pw2j+@andrew.cmu.edu>) [RJk] Ralph Jenkins (m0336@tnc.UUCP) [RPg] Royce Peng (rpeng@husc7.harvard.edu) [SBh] Simon E. Booth (sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu) [Slm] George "Salem" Bendo (salem@nmt.edu) [SPf] Scott Pfaff (u8944962@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au) [STs] Stephen Tsai (tsai@vault.tsd.itg.ti.com) And, finally, the very dated original that got this whole thing started in the first place. Anyone know who's responsible for it? Now, for the imbibing pleasure of Japanese Animation Fans comes... **** The Anime Drinking Game **** DRINK ONE SHOT: Everytime there is a shower scene Everytime a robot combines/transforms etc. (Take two shots if it's accompanied by the Synthesized Battle Music Theme) Everytime a character says an English word or phrase (If that word happens to be 'Darling' finish the bottle/glass) Whenever you see a sign, computer readout etc. in English (Take three shots if it's not spelled right) When a Hyperdimensional sledgehammer/16 ton weight/.44 Automag is used to subdue somebody -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- WHILE WATCHING DIRTY PAIR: Sip every time something violent happens, i.e., Yuri fires into a wall to scare someone, or one of the Pair dodges a punch that puts a dent in a wall. Drink (more than a sip) when either of the Pair is shown dressed in less than her normal costume (i.e., torn, in underwear, entirely nude). Chug (entire remaining quantity) when a "Dirty Pair Event" happens, i.e., when something nasty and multiply-fatal happens that ISN'T REALLY THEIR FAULT. Chug when Yuri uses the bloody card(TM) to off 16+ goons in 5 seconds time in "Affair of Nolandia". -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- If the big giant robot ends up being piloted by somebody other than the person who was supposed to fly it When the background goes abstract for dramatic effect (this includes when an action phase repeats itself 3 or more times) When an unexpected wind gust blows a character's hair to make him/her look pensive If a character has one eye covered constantly by his or her hair If a major character gets to have a long speech or monologue before he or she dies When a (beautiful) female character is shown in a slow pan from her ankles up to her head When a character's eyes vibrate to show inner tension When you get a theme song which sounds like "Tiffany On Helium" Whenever a cursed transformation occurs in Ranma 1/2. Every two minutes of an episode of "Double Zeta Gundam" (You'll NEED it :-) Everytime somebody comes up with "The (insert name here) Drinking Game" (Self-parody...All Right!) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- WHEN WATCHING ROBOTECH: Drink one shot when: 1. A character says "huh?", "uh?", etc. 2. Lisa or Minmei says, "Oh, Rick!" 3. The same animation sequence is used over in a battle scene. 4. The narrator tells a differnt story than what really happened. 5. Lisa/Dana/Marie/Bowie/Scott starts moping over a lost love. 6. A main character dodges a huge onslaught of enemy fire only to destroy large quantity of enemy mecha. 7. Minmei speaks. Finish the bottle when: 1. The word 'protoculture' is used. 2. The plot is changed significantly from the original. 3. Capt. Gloval tries to smoke on the bridge. 4. When Capt. Gloval says "thundering asteroids!!" Drink all alcohol in a 100 meter radius when: 1. Minmei sings. (aahhhhhh!) The New, Revised Anime Drinking Game, Part 2 -- General Rules From: agitator@kaiwan.kaiwan.com (Profess'nal Agitator) Drink once for a magical girls transformation sequence, twice if it's Sailor Moon Drink once anytime a number of characters in a scene fall over rigid, twice if it's specifically a "Takahashi falldown" Drink once for an in-joke from another anime or Star Trek Take one shot (at the beginning of the show, this is also cumulative) if one of the seiyuu is Hayashibara Megumi, Tsuru Hiromi, Sakuma Rei, Hidaka Noriko, Shimamoto Sumi, Tomizawa Michie, Inoue Kikuko, Aya Hisakawa, Shimazu Saeko or Ikeda Shuhichi "If you really want to get plastered" addenda: Drink once when the laws of physics are violated (depending on your knowledge of physics, this is almost the entire show for anything mecha-related :-) Change the seiyuu shot rule to drink everytime the respective character speaks From: tsai@vault.tsd.itg.ti.com (stephen tsai) Drink once everytime animation is reused in a series. Drink once whenever bad food is prepared by an anime girl, half if someone actually eats it. Drink once when someone is about to say something momumental only to be interrupted by a third party. Drink once when someone shouts out the name of the attack before attacking. Drink once on bathing suit scenes, the whole thing if it's actually relevant to the plot. Drink once when the military actually does a strategically intelligent move. (This is for you light drinkers...:-) Drink as often as you want when watching dubs; it's to kill the pain. Drink once whenever the main character has fantasy dream sequences; chug if (s)he is rudely awakened by reality. Drink once whenever excessive and needless violence is used. (Warning: Only for drinkers with a heavy tolerance! :-) Drink once whenever Macek shows up at an anime convention, drown your sorrows when he survives. [STs] From: fong_jh@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Julian H Fong) Drink twice whenever someone bleeds from the mouth. Drink twice for a nosebleed Drink half if you hear song lyrics that have a direct bearing on the plot. Drink twice every time someone makes an elaborate death speech. Drink twice every time someone dies just as they're about to say something important. From: goldbenj@student.msu.edu (Ben Gold) Drink half every time a character's hair changes to some completely weird color when in dim light. (such as Rally's hair in Silent Mobius, or Miyu's to an extent, whenever she's in the Dark) Which makes me think of a similar rule for eye color change.... (this auxiliary rule never fully developed --PA) This is a little obscure, but: Drink the entre container twice whenever the subtitle reads "Insert name of attack here" (footnote forthcoming in v1.0 --PA) Drink the whole container whenever you hear a line that sounds exactly like, but was not meant to be, English. General Miyazaki [PAg] "If you really want to get plastered" addenda: Drink once anytime a Miyazaki flying machine appears on the screen From: 92131@tayloru.edu (Jason Huff) General Screamline: Drink enough beforehand so you can excuse yourself halfway into the show. Drink once anytime Reba West's voice, no matter who she is, sounds like Minmei. Drink once if you have seen a sub and know that a line of dialogue has been changed. Drink as much as you want if you can still comprehend the film; you aren't drunk enough yet. --- Notes: <1> Quote from Ben: "Somewhere in St Seiya...there is a line that sounds EXACTLY like: `Bakana! It's the money!' " The New, Revised Anime Drinking Game, Part 3 -- Aa! Megamisama to Lupin III Aa! Megamisama [JFg] Drink once whenever Belldandy apologizes for something, twice if she cries while doing so. Drink everything when the slot machine in the eyecatch hits the jackpot. (Has this happened yet?) Akira [JHf] Drink once when a character's name is called out with elongated vowels (eg. Kaneeda!) Drink twice whenever anything big (ie. building, bridge) blows up. Drink the rest if the plot ever becomes completely clear without reading the manga. Angel's Egg Drink once whenever you see water somewhere. [JHf] Drink twice whenever the cool tall dude shows up. [JHf] Drink the rest whenever any symbolism in the film makes sense. [JHf] Take a shot every time a subtitle appears on the screen [PAg] Area 88 Drink once whenever Shin is feeling moody. [JHf] Drink twice for a scene with Ryouko ("his emaciated girlfriend" --JHf) Drink twice for a "cool death scene" (viewer's discretion), three times if the pilot explodes due to air pressure differential [PAg] Drink whatever's left on the table whenever Shin seems to be enjoying his job. [JHf] Bastard! [RJk] Drink once every time a presumably dead character is revealed to be alive Bubblegum Crisis/Crash! (and even Hurricane Live for you heavy drinkers :-) Drink once at the sight of any Buma (humanoid or not) [JHf] twice if/when it sheds its skin [PAg] Drink once every time Nene yells at the other Knight Sabers that they are 'picking on her' [SBh] Drink once every time she says something about food. [SBh] Drink twice whenever the ADPolice make themselves look completely worthless. [JHf] Drink once if Nene misses her shot [PAg] Drink twice if Priss makes her shot, but still gets pulverized anyway [PAg] Drink once whenever the DD or Genki (Vision's mech) appears [PAg] Drink once if Leon propositions Priss [PAg] Drink twice if Daley propositions Leon [PAg] Drink twice if Macky is trying to "sneak a peek," three times if its his own sister, Sylia [PAg] Drink twice for a "suit-up scene" [PAg] Drink three times anytime Priss goes off half-cocked on her own [PAg] Drink half anytime Priss is outmatched, whole thing if it is a result of her going off on her own. [PAg] Take a shot anytime the plot is the coolest thing about the episode. ^_^ [JHf] Drink once every time someone violates one of the Eleven Regulations of the Knight Sabers. Drink again at the end of every episode because Sylia keeps violating Regulation 11 by not executing the offending Saber. [JFg] City Hunter [JHf] Drink once at any hint of Saeba's lecherous nature. Drink twice whenever Saeba appears cool and collected to impress a woman. Drink the rest and take an additional shot if Saeba's advances actually work. Dirty Pair [JHf] Drink the rest if Kei goes after a man for some other reason than his looks. (Please note this category is probably sparse because most of it was covered in the original. See Part 1 for more details --PA) Dog Soldier [Slm] Drink once whenever there is a flashback Dominion [PAg] Drink once everytime Leona expresses an inordinate amount of concern for Bonaparte Golgo 13 [JHf] Drink once whenever Golgo 13 is called "Duke." Drink twice whenever the police/bad guys show up moments too late to stop Golgo. Drink the rest if you see Golgo with anything but a serious stare. Grave of the Fireflies [JHf] Drink once anytime you see fire somewhere. Drink twice whenever somebody gets a piece of fruit candy. Drink the rest and take three more shots anytime anything even remotely happy happens. (Top wo Nerae!) Gunbuster [PAg] Drink once everytime Noriko cries Drink twice if time is passing more quickly on Earth than the current scene Hokuto no Ken (Fist of the North Star) Drink once whenever there is bloody, gratutitous violence [JHf] Drink anytime Kenshiro says, "You are already dead." [JHf] Drink the rest whenever a secondary character survives through an episode [JHf] Drink half every time Ken (or some other suitably God-like fighter) kills someone, sending an ocean of blood into the sky, and NONE OF IT FALLS BACK DOWN [PWd] Irresponsible Captain Tyler Drink once every time Lt. Yuriko Star gets mad (not when Yamamoto gets mad, or you'll pass out!). [Cty] Drink once every time the twins say something simultaneously. (You'll need that drink.) [Cty] Drink once every time Doc Kitaguchi does (remember to yell "kampai!"). [Cty] Drink once every time Tyler does something extremely irresponsible. Finish the glass if he's saved by luck in the nick of time. [Cty] Drink twice everytime Tyler convinces someone to do something, whole thing if it's something technically impossible like convincing terrorists to give up or some such thing [Fgl]. Kimagure Orange Road Drink once for a premonitory dream, take a shot at the end of the ep if Kyosuke completely misinterpreted it [PAg] Drink once if Kurumi or Manami is scarfing food, twice if they get into an argument, three times if ESPer powers come into play, four times if Kyosuke is the main victim [PAg] Drink twice for an "Ayukawa Slap" TM [PAg] Drink twice if Kyosuke switches bodies, three times if its someone (or thing) other than Kazuya [PAg] Drink twice each time Kyosuke timeslips, three times if its the birthday ep with two of him [PAg] Drink twice if Kyosuke hypnotizes himself [PAg] Drink once if Madoka uses a "razor sharp guitar pick" in combat, twice if an earlier scene shows her equipping the "pick garter" [PAg] Drink twice if Madoka plays a sax solo to express her mood [PAg] Drink twice whenever Hikaru ends a romantic moment between everyone's favorite ESPer couple [JHf] Drink twice if Akane uses her powers [PAg] (or is that paawaa ;-) Drink the rest and take an additional shot whenever Komatsu and Hatta aren't being lecherous. [JHf] AnimEigo only: Drink twice everytime "Kasuga-kun" or "Ayukawa" is subbed as "Kyosuke" or "Madoka" respectively [PAg] Kurenai no Buta [PAg] Drink twice when Porco says "I'd rather be a pig than a fascist." Drink twice when Porco says "A pig that cannot fly is just an ordinary pig." Drink twice when Gina sings Take a shot when Curtis waxes Porco (en route to Milan) Take a shot for Gina's flashback Laputa [PAg] Drink twice when a Laputan spell is recited Drink twice when the levistone amulet is activated Lupin III [PAg] In Cagliostro, take a shot when Lupin defies the law of gravity by swimming up Drink once for every house that the cars drive through in the chase scene in Plot of the Fuma Clan "If you really want to get plastered" addenda: Drink once everytime "Lupin" is mentioned in the OP (I believe that's thirty :-) --- Notes <2> The fan sub of Angel's Egg features six lines, so that's "only" six shots over the course of two hours. The New, Revised Anime Drinking Game, Part 4 -- Macross to Yotoden (Super Dimensional Fortress) Macross Drink once whenever a Minmay song is playing, twice if she is onscreen singing [JHf] Drink twice anytime Misa isn't feeling moody and/or depressed. [JHf] Drink the rest whenever the Zentraedi don't react violently to Protoculture. [JHf] Drink once every time a Zentraedi says "Unthinkable!" ("Unbelievable" in Super Spacefortress Macross [the Australian dub] or Clash of the Bionoids [hacked version thereof]) [JFg] Maison Ikkoku [PAg] Drink once for a Souichiro bark (sorry, that's a Beta thing :-) Drink twice if a picture of Souichiro-san has been altered to obscure his face. Drink three times if one of Kyoko's flashbacks features him with "blackface". Drink once if Godai is daydreaming about Kyoko, twice if he runs into something as a result Megazone 23 [JHf] Drink once whenever, in part 2, somebody on screen is drinking Drink twice whenever the sequence being watched has no point in the plot. Drink the rest anytime Shogo actually kicks a bad guy's butt. Mobile Suit Gundam (any): Drink once once for every missle fired [JHf] Drink once anytime Mobile Suit armor proves to be as effective as plywood against weapons fire [PCh] Drink twice whenever a minor (or major) character dies [JHf] Paste the liquor cabinet whenever someone is fighting in the war "just for fun." [JHf] Patlabor [PAg] Drink once everytime Noa expresses an inordinate amount of concern for Alphonse Project A-ko [JHf] Drink once each time A-ko disrupts someone's life because she's late. Drink twice whenever B-ko acts jealous for C-ko's "friendship." Drink the rest and take two more shots anytime a male-looking character is actually male. Ranma [PAg] Drink once for a P-Chan squeal (against all my principles, but to be consistent in Beta things) Record of Lodoss Wars "The Honorary Kyle Haight Rule" [PAg] Drink twice if a sword falls in the ground point down, drink once if Bugnard thrusts it in the ground on his own (hi, Kyle!) Drink once whenever Pern's lack of skill becomes evident [JHf] Drink twice if Pern completely misses an obvious (romantic) signal from Deidrit [PAg] Drink twice whenever Gim makes a racial insult [JHf] Drink the rest and take two more shots anytime Karla actually balances good and evil in Lodoss [JHf] Riding Bean [PAg] Drink once if Rally makes her shot Drink once for each Chicago PD car demolished Drink twice when the Roadbuster drives sideways Take a shot when Bean sits, unmoved, during the assassination sniper scene Robot Carnival Drink once whenever a locket/bracelet that connects the main characters shows up [JHf] Drink twice whenever you see a real picture in a cloud. [JHf] Drink the rest whenever the short film actually needs dialogue to make sense. [JHf] Take a shot at the end of any short that featured no dialogue [PAg] Macekred version only: Drink once every time English is dubbed over in the "Tale of Two Robots" short [PAg] ROBOTECH Drink twice whenever the narrator explains the obvious to the audience [JHf] Drink the rest whenever Macek's version of Protoculture makes complete sense [JHf] Take a shot when Minmei gets slapped (then yell "Slap her again!") [JFg] (Bishoujo Senshi) Sailor Moon Drink once for a magical girls transformation sequence, twice if it's Sailor Moon [PAg] Drink once whenever Usagi/Sailor Moon doesn't know what to do. [Ins] Drink once whenever Usagi/Sailor Moon tries to do something and messes up. [Ins] Whenever a sweat drop appears on someone's head, take an appropriate sized swig (ie. the more embarrassed someone is, the more you drink). Man, one episode with that rule, and you're plastered. :) [MSt] Drink anytime anyone watching says, "This is so stupid." [JHf] Drink the rest if they actually walk out and leave. ^_^ [JHf] Sazan (3x3) Eyes Drink once every time Yakumo 'dies' or is horribly mutilated. [JPh] Drink twice every time Sanjiyan speaks [PAg] Silent Mobius [JHf] Drink once whenever Katsumi makes it clear that she doesn't want to be here. Drink twice whenever a sideplot is left almost completely unexplained (eg. parents.) Drink the rest anytime Katsumi does the six-sided star stuff. Super Cat Girl Nukunuku [JFg] Drink twice whenever Nukunuku deploys her "ears." Drink whenever someone BIGSWEATs (see Sailor Moon). Tenchi Muyo Drink once for every "Miyaa!" [PAg] Drink once whenever Ryouko riles Aeka, three times if the other way around [PAg] Drink once whenever Ryouko violates some natural law (passes through a wall, regenerates a limb, blasts someone, etc) [PAg] Drink twice when Ryouko preens in front of the mirror in ep 1 [PAg] Drink twice whenever Aeka flashbacks to Yousho [PAg] Drink once every time Mihoshi doesn't understand something. [JPh] Drink once whenever one of the women talks dreamily of Tenchi, twice if an argument ensues as a result [PAg] Tonari no Totoro [JFg] Drink twice whenever anyone opens their mouth so wide you can see their back teeth. Urusei Yatsura [JHf] Drink once anytime Lum abuses Ataru in any fashion. Drink twice whenever the plot relies on Eastern culture American audiences won't get. Drink the rest and take two additional shots whenever Ataru acts like he could make anybody a good husband. Vampire Princess Miyu [JFg] Drink once every time Miyu laughs, twice if it's beause she actually feels happy about something. Drink once every time a strange noise accompanies one of Miyu's hand gestures or the act of turning her head. Drink everything if you see her fangs. (Never happens.) Video Girl Ai Drink once whenever the VCR is shown [PAg] Drink once every time a character litters. You'll be unconcious in no time. [RJk] Drink one more time (in addition to the general rule) for "that fantastic nosebleed" [PAg] Drink three times if Moemi talks about something *other* than her relationship with Takashi [PAg] Take a shot when Ai yells "Suckerfish!" [PAg] Wings of Honneamise Drink once anytime Reiquini mentions religion [JHf] Drink twice whenever the government does anything carefully and logically [JHf] Drink twice whenever Shirotsugh changes his mind about going into space. (This happens three times.) [JFg] Drink the rest whenever Mana actually seems happy [JHf] Yotoden Drink once if a demon is in the scene [PAg] Drink once every time someone uses a sword as a beam weapon [JFg] Drink twice whenever a charging column of ninjas get dispatched by musket fire [JFg] The New, Revised Anime Drinking Game, Part 5 -- rec.arts.anime Take a shot for the following recurring posts: [PAg] Is Nausicaa wearing pants? Is Sylia a boomer? Who would win in vs. The Enterprise? Priss vs. Nene USS Yamato is/is not a TNG in-joke A!MG vs. OMG anything ROBOTECH Why aren't there any women here? Drink once for every ten posts that Conty exceeds the #2 poster of that month in Doi's stats [PAg] Drink once if someone follows-up Doi's stats with a goal to be higher [PAg] Drink twice if Steve Pearl, Michael Studte, or Agitator brags about posting *less* [PAg] Drink three times if one of the above three made the Top Five nevertheless [PAg] Drink once for a Top Ten list [SPf] Drink once for an FAQ entry [Mky] Drink once if a poll is announced in the months of December or January [PAg] Drink once if a .sig is ten lines or longer [SPf] Drink once if the thread is about the cutest female character in anime [SPf] Take a shot if it all started over someone's .sig [PAg] (yes, it was mine --PA ;-) Drink once if `kawaii' is used [Mky] Drink once if `The Joy that is X' is used [Mky] Drink once if someone harshes on dubs [RPg] Drink once if someone harshes on Macek/Screamline [RPg, Mky] (as far as I'm concerned, if you're currently playing now, count this article since I did not use `Streamline' --PA) Drink twice if a subject header lasts more than a month longer than the thread [JLw] Drink twice if someone posts asking about the Matthew Sweet videos [JLw] Drink one more time if the first reply you see, just says "It's in the FAQ" and nothing else [PAg] Drink twice if someone posts a serious article about the physics of Minovsky particles, Lum's electric blasts, etc; take additional sips for each part of the argument which is not true by the laws of physics as we know them [RPg] Drink three times if AnimEigo announces a price reduction [RPg] Drink five times if someone asks "What is Urotsukidoji?" [RPg] Drink eight times if someone says Macek is the greatest thing since seedless prunes [RPg] Take additional sips for each subsequent "knee-jerk" flame [PAg] Drink once for each article in an Anime Expo vs. Anime America display of promotional one-upsmanship [DBg] Drink once if someone asks about the Anime Expo hotel [JLw] twice if its George Addams [PAg] Drink twice if either of the George's flames Expo [PAg] Drink once for each occurrence of Sea Wasp's iconoclasm [DBg] Drink twice if Dani-chan posts nothing very important [Mky] Drink three times for a drinking game post [DBg] (Yes!! self-parody lives on --PA ;-) Drink n+1 times for any "I Hate," "I Like," Or "This sucks" threads [Fgl] "The r.a.a. Companion Minmei Sings Rule" [RPg] (but named by me --PA) Drink all alcohol in a 100 meter radius if Macek ever dares to post to r.a.a. himself Gundam threads: Drink once because it exists [SPf] [PCh] Additions: Someone thinks Axis should have hit the Earth 2 Someone flames the above person 4 Poster treats political factions in Gundam as if they were real life groups, turning r.a.a. into alt.politics.flamewar 4 My Mobile Suit is better than yours ad nauseum... 8 The Jion fleet could wipe out Starfleet 4 The Feds and Jions could take on the Borg and win get drunk Someone points out massive tech differences between Gundam and Star Trek universes 4 Poster who makes up his own political faction to support exempt :) Sailor Moon threads: Drink once for an "anti-" flame [SPf] (that's from the Opposition, like me --PA) Drink twice if the "odongoids" flame back [SPf] (reworded by me, of course --PA ;-) Drink n+1 times as the flames stack up [SPf] Drink three times if someone who at one time flamed Sailor Moon fans, is now flaming someone who flames Sailor Moon fans [InT] Drink three times if a member of the Opposition is "converted" [SPf] Drink twice if the poor soul, er new convert, (of course, that was me --PA ;-) comes up with some limp response saying that they don't really like the show but they watch it for the artwork, etc. (the artwork?!? that's the chief reason I *don't* watch it! --PA) Share and enjoy!! 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