Carlos takes on a first impression of SAMURAI GUN and walks away dispirited and disappointed. To combat this, he and Connor review THE PLACE PROMISED IN OUR EARLY DAYS, and walks away spirited and appointed. Wait, that doesn't make sense, does it?

Meanwhile, Mippa profiles the cloyingly cutesy COSMIC BATON GIRL COMET-SAN, Jen lauds the sophisticated VICTORIAN ROMANCE EMMA, and Stig throws up his hands at the antics of DESERT PUNK.

Now, watch as our brave editor ponders the mysteries of "Lens Error" on his digital camera ...

(The reviews will actually appear in the sidebar on the 13th due to a scheduling error. D'oh!)